all my tweets are twats

DID I MISS SOMETHING?

fictionnreality wrote in ontd_ai Apr 07, 2016 22:19

HOW ABOUT A GOOD OLD FASHIONED CAPSLOCK POST???

GOT MEMES? POST THEM HERE.

GOT CREYS? CREY THEM HERE.

GOT BAD!FIC? NO SUCH THING. KRYLE 4 LYFE

this is now a lil rounds community, is it smog?...or is it glitter?, congrats on yor unicorn!, 1 rich glambert and 1 expensive facial, blllollllllu, it's a bubbletweeet with matt geee, adam lampert, i like dick but boobs don't scare me, scotty too hotty, you wanted ontd_ai but got anal sex, who the fuck is kara?, shut up and eat da flan, tagsplosion = i will murder your dog js, my labia just clapped, anoop or merusa will b& you, lowercase jesus, trollflakegate 09, clock glass chicken, 42 & loving you in pittsburgh, all my tweets are twats, accidentally my ovaries, a 9.6 inch duck, a cougar moans in horny recovery, kara diowhatever, capscock, danny's small crooked ashy dick, abdcpp is the new blllollllllu, ontd_ai is not a trending ihop, danny are you gokey?, anal sunshine when she's gone, its meant to be kinky you dick, i actually have an high iq.srsly, scottcolate cakeintyre, and kris isn't with his wive, how is babby formed?, novelized will prank the fuck out of you, chris allen the runner up, calm the fuck down it's his dick, i'm eating hotdogs at my grandma's house, a splash of orgasm, all the midgets are kris

Ask and you shall recieve (even if you don't go here anymore)

shatteredmemrys wrote in ontd_ai Aug 05, 2010 18:31

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we should do it together, i think i just shit my pants, mr. adam has a type, the room of kradam, flip-flop version of a promise ring, luh is all we want, refresh refresh refresh, i have no words you guys, it makes me feel so fancy, we can go higher, adam & kris write the fanfic you guys, !kradam, kris allen is pretty, all up in your kool-aid, kris wants to ride in adam's surfboard, dick sucking lips, !tour 09 party post, adam is my favorite twat, bb kris knows how to pick 'em, dear kris - yr gay is showing, i'm glad i'm causing 'gasms, looking at the screen with my nose-eyes, my labia just clapped, fuck me sideways six ways from sunday, thanks for caring. that's so nice., i guess he's gay but still sings awesome, sorry about your vag bb, bicurious in the other direction, i'm humping my bed rn, does that mean anything to you?, twitter is full of twats, i'm still jizzing over this post, kris allen wants us to be happy pandas, penile unit, does his gay advertise?, sex is not the enemy, kris is a tease, anal sunshine when she's gone, hoe-moe-secks-you-all lust, #krisallenrockstar, !idol tour, he like men but love his wife, dropped to his knees in the climax, forty-oneing, balls, fruity in the booty!, the mystical kradam love story, decimation of the 4th wall, group hug, he's sneaky like that, feeling sorry for my sorrow, adam is the rake to kris's leaves, , nothing comes between adam lambert and l, calm the fuck down it's his dick, kris has cuddling on the mind, omg... omfg, long as they're not calling me a wiener, do you like anal sex or something?, who's on top?, this is my life, warning: male sexuality undertones, one sexy black polished finger, take it take it take it, brb tinhatting, shit just got real, , kradam lives, he giggled and quivered in delight, ahhhhh mashed potatoes, bottom, i love disco sticks, a crush doesnt mean i was having...., feminine enough without crying, don't worry it's only adam, sleep.....who needs it?, oh my god why is the wall gone?!?!?!, you wanted ontd_ai but got anal sex, all is love, pocket rocket, do you even go here?, oic, 100% straight... oic, !kris allen, his twitts are not natural, friends forever, team proud to be semi-crazy, fulfilling the gay agenda, adam, is this real life?, that was inappropriate, woops :), go to bed, most of us are good times, who the frick says bb kris is vanilla, lowercase jesus, all my tweets are twats, guys...i'm coming, slam it like a screen door, yaayaya! (hands flailing in the air), doin' hella dudes, don't go to bed, did you hear i'm gay? oh my god, that's what your wife said, faces will melt today, its meant to be kinky you dick, !season 8, !adam lambert, the universe ships kradam, adumb, wdf;oihegalkejdgnaelgpiuhchachacharmin!!, and kris isn't with his wive, like a boss, beep beep beep off the radar, adam is the gift that keeps on giving, fuck me lambert, fuck you made me cry, fuck fuck fuck boom! instant orgasm, the choice is yours, his pants were never on, glittery cocks, it's fucking distracting, would you hit it?, we are kradam

MattyG goes back to school

mosaic wrote in ontd_ai Dec 04, 2009 13:07

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!twitter, #signmattgiraud, milf hunting- it's a full time job, as one lone tear trailed down his face.., !matt giraud, all my tweets are twats, i love tags, #mattgiraudhatgod, matty g - he's our special guy!, matt giraud is awesome

MICHAEL SARVER IS HAVING AN IMPROMPTU TWITTER PARTYYY

krisallen4fake wrote in ontd_ai Oct 03, 2009 13:29

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!twitter, uhhhh i have womanly parts, all my tweets are twats, 15 fingers, !michael sarver, all up in your kool-aid, 4fake's sake, all the midgets are kris, and kris isn't with his wive

. . . IN OTHER NEWS . . . . ADAM TWEETED!!

redangelteflon wrote in ontd_ai Sep 24, 2009 00:54

Let's Forget all the Drama Llama

and Stay on the CLOUD!!

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scodd, is it smog?...or is it glitter?, he giggled and quivered in delight, don't go to bed, :), the narwhal bacons at midnight, !adam lambert, scott rocks lil behind the cake, if u seek adam, who was bag, sleep.....who needs it?, coconut ghosts and spiderwebs, it was amaze balls, bb glambert is still better than you, my friend adam, adam is my favorite twat, #soapyisadouche, !twitter, are you twatting?!, i love walmart, who hits those notes? adam lambert does, glittery alien from planet fierce, stay on the cloud, all my tweets are twats, feminine enough without tagging, adam is a cock god, adam is my favourite twat

ALL ADAM'S Q & A

lambertftw wrote in ontd_ai Aug 12, 2009 21:56

JUST PUTTING TOGETHER ALL THE QUESTIONS WITH THE COORESPONDING ANSWERS FOR SIMPLICITY OR ANYONE WHO SARVERED. FANS ARE IN BLUE. ADAM IS IN RED. MY OBNOXIOUS COMMENTS ARE IN BLACK.:

@ adamlambert Are you going to be working with Slash in the future? PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE! That would be so WOW!!!!!!!!
@ Glitter__Fairy we gave talked about it. I hope so ( Read more... )

adam is my favorite twat, are you twatting?!, !twitter, no evidence of twitter being the devil, !adam lambert, !yes you missed something, ontd_ai is taking over the world, all my tweets are twats, thank you @god, adam is more famous than the night

POST YOUR TWITTER

lambertftw wrote in ontd_ai Aug 09, 2009 14:58

HOLY SHIT, BATMAN...DOUBLE HTML FAIL...WILL WORK THIS TIME I PROMISE

WE DID THIS NOT TOO LONG AGO BUT I'M ALWAYS LATE AND I NEED TO FOLLOW YOU BENCHES. POST YOUR TWITTERS!

MINE: www.twitter.com/lambertftw

ENJOY SOME KRIS AS A BONUS FOR YOUR TIME:

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all my tweets are twats, are you twatting?!, !twitter, no evidence of twitter being the devil, twitter is the devil, twitter is full of twats

EL OH FUCKING EL

moon__river wrote in ontd_ai Jul 29, 2009 16:09

SPEAKING OF TWEETING...

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but he's our douche, all my tweets are twats, are you twatting?!, !twitter, blllollllllu, twitter is full of twats

TWITTER TALK.

yanissaywhat wrote in ontd_ai Jul 26, 2009 23:38

POST YOUR TWITTER.

I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU LOVELY BENCHES.

I AM @YanisSayWhat.

MY TWEETS ARE TWATS BUT W/E

all my tweets are twats, are you twatting?!, !twitter, no evidence of twitter being the devil, fluffy with a personality disorder, twitter is full of twats